Yo Mama Jokes Database

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There are 353 jokes in our database, which is growing all the time with new Yo Mama jokes.

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Date Joke Rate
06/07/2010Yo Mama so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning![][]
06/07/2010Yo Mama so ugly not even goldfish crackers smile back at her![][]
06/07/2010Yo Mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the Superbowl![][]
18/06/2010Yo Mama like train tracks, she gets laid all over the country.[][]
18/06/2010Yo Mama like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet every other night.[][]
27/05/2010Yo Mama so fat she stepped on a dollar and made change.[][]
25/05/2010Yo Mama so fat she cant see her toes![][]
24/05/2010Yo Mama's Bubble Gum .50 a blow![][]
21/05/2010Yo Mama so ugly that when she went to the ocean to swim the whales said we are family.[][]
14/05/2010Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks Sherlock Holmes is a housing project.[][]
14/05/2010Yo Mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, the reflection turns and shakes its head.[][]
14/05/2010Yo Mama so stupid, she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.[][]
14/05/2010Yo Mama so ugly, she made a happy meal cry.[][]
14/05/2010Yo Mama so poor, I swatted a firefly and she said, "Who turned off the lights?"[][]
14/05/2010Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked in a motorcycle.[][]
12/05/2010Yo Mama so stupid I shot a bullet at her and it came back asking for a flashlight.[][]
09/05/2010Yo Mama so fat that when God said, 'Let there be light,' she had to move out of the way.[][]
09/05/2010Yo Mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead so that she could make up her mind.[][]
06/05/2010Yo Mama so old, she called the police when David and Goliath started to fight.[][]
06/05/2010Yo Mama so fat, she sat on a bible and Moses came out and said, "Let my people go!"[][]
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