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| 25/02/2010 | Yo Mama's ass is so hairy Abraham Lincoln popped out and said, "Hello! America!" | [▲] | [▼] |
| 24/02/2010 | Yo Mama so old she got 'put to bed by god'. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 24/02/2010 | Yo Mama so nasty when she did a split she stuck to the floor. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 20/02/2010 | Yo Mama so fat when she walked in front of me as I was watching TV, I missed three movies and two commercials. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 17/02/2010 | Yo Mama so stupid, she screams in an envelope and calls it a Voicemail. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 17/02/2010 | Yo Mama so stupid, she got ran over by a submarine. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 17/02/2010 | Yo Mama so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen her since. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 17/02/2010 | Yo Mama so fat, I hung a picture of her on my wall and it got torn down. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 16/02/2010 | Yo Mama so fat when she wears a t-shirt with a H on it a helicopter lands on her! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 15/02/2010 | Yo Mama is so fat, when she goes to the zoo, the animals feed her! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 11/02/2010 | Yo Mama is so fat the world can wear her underwear. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 10/02/2010 | Yo Mama so ugly, her pillow cries at night. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 22/01/2010 | Yo Mama so poor she uses grease to bath. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 21/01/2010 | Yo Mama so fat she sat on the toilet and the house broke and it turned in to an earthquake. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 27/12/2009 | Yo Mama so fat she jumped up and got stuck. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 27/12/2009 | Yo Mama so fat, kids sit by her at lunch for shade. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 22/12/2009 | Yo Mama so fat she took her picture twp years ago and it's still printing! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 22/12/2009 | Yo Mama so old when she walked around Jerusalem she said, "This is where I made friends with Jesus." | [▲] | [▼] |
| 22/12/2009 | Yo Mama so ugly she looked out the window and got put in jail for moaning! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 19/12/2009 | Yo Mama is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway. | [▲] | [▼] |