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| 06/07/2010 | Yo Mama so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 06/07/2010 | Yo Mama so ugly not even goldfish crackers smile back at her! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 06/07/2010 | Yo Mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the Superbowl! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 18/06/2010 | Yo Mama like train tracks, she gets laid all over the country. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 18/06/2010 | Yo Mama like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet every other night. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 27/05/2010 | Yo Mama so fat she stepped on a dollar and made change. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 25/05/2010 | Yo Mama so fat she cant see her toes! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 24/05/2010 | Yo Mama's Bubble Gum .50 a blow! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 21/05/2010 | Yo Mama so ugly that when she went to the ocean to swim the whales said we are family. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 14/05/2010 | Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks Sherlock Holmes is a housing project. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 14/05/2010 | Yo Mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, the reflection turns and shakes its head. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 14/05/2010 | Yo Mama so stupid, she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 14/05/2010 | Yo Mama so ugly, she made a happy meal cry. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 14/05/2010 | Yo Mama so poor, I swatted a firefly and she said, "Who turned off the lights?" | [▲] | [▼] |
| 14/05/2010 | Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked in a motorcycle. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 12/05/2010 | Yo Mama so stupid I shot a bullet at her and it came back asking for a flashlight. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 09/05/2010 | Yo Mama so fat that when God said, 'Let there be light,' she had to move out of the way. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 09/05/2010 | Yo Mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead so that she could make up her mind. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 06/05/2010 | Yo Mama so old, she called the police when David and Goliath started to fight. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 06/05/2010 | Yo Mama so fat, she sat on a bible and Moses came out and said, "Let my people go!" | [▲] | [▼] |