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| 22/01/2010 | Yo Mama so poor she uses grease to bath. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 21/01/2010 | Yo Mama so fat she sat on the toilet and the house broke and it turned in to an earthquake. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 27/12/2009 | Yo Mama so fat she jumped up and got stuck. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 27/12/2009 | Yo Mama so fat, kids sit by her at lunch for shade. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 22/12/2009 | Yo Mama so fat she took her picture twp years ago and it's still printing! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 22/12/2009 | Yo Mama so old when she walked around Jerusalem she said, "This is where I made friends with Jesus." | [▲] | [▼] |
| 22/12/2009 | Yo Mama so ugly she looked out the window and got put in jail for moaning! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 19/12/2009 | yo Mama is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 09/12/2009 | Yo Mama so small she slam dunked her bus money! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 04/12/2009 | Yo Mama so fat that all of her shirts say, 'CAUTION, WIDELOAD!' | [▲] | [▼] |
| 26/11/2009 | Yo Mama so ghetto, when she breastfeeds Cool-Aid comes out! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 26/11/2009 | Yo Mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 22/11/2009 | Yo Mama so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, she saw a Baboon's ass! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 14/11/2009 | Yo Mama so fat, the aliens don't know where to land! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 07/11/2009 | Yo Mama so old and wrinkly that even Neutrogena said, "F*** that, let's go home!" | [▲] | [▼] |
| 04/11/2009 | Yo Mama so ugly she got arrested for 1st degree murder. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 12/10/2009 | Yo Mama so ugly she walked into the bathroom and looked in the mirror and said, "Ahhh!! Monster!" | [▲] | [▼] |
| 07/10/2009 | Yo Mama so fat, she's like a blimp - round and full of gas! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 07/10/2009 | Yo Mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 07/10/2009 | Yo Mama so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out! | [▲] | [▼] |