Yo Mama Jokes Database

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There are 470 jokes in our database, which is growing all the time with new Yo Mama jokes.

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Latest Additions
Date Joke Rate
13/05/2012Yo Mama so fat she got busted at the airport for 10 pounds of crack.[][]
15/04/2012Yo Mama so fat that when she gets out of bed in New York, she sets off seismographs in Los Angeles![][]
05/04/2012Yo Mama's boobs are so big, she has to go to AutoZone to get a bra![][]
20/03/2012Yo Mama so poor she makes the bums look expensive.[][]
05/03/2012Yo Mama so hairy that she's got dreadlocks on her back![][]
13/02/2012Yo Mama's so fat, it's not even funny![][]
02/02/2012Yo Mama so hairy, you almost died from rug burn at birth![][]
20/01/2012Yo Mama is so stupid she took a spoon and a fork to the Super Bowl.[][]
15/01/2012Yo Mama so stupid she saw a shooting on TV and called the cops.[][]
18/11/2011Yo Mama so poor she wears Cheerios for ear rings![][]
17/11/2011Yo Mama so fat she walked past the TV and I missed half my show.[][]
01/10/2011Yo Mama so fat, she needs a ZIP code for each arm![][]
25/09/2011Yo Mama so short, she has to slam dunk her bus fare.[][]
21/09/2011Yo Mama so fat when an alien tried to abduct her it said, "Forget this!"[][]
18/09/2011Yo Mama so old, that her breast milk turns into powder.[][]
15/09/2011Yo Mama is so fat she bent over and got arrested for selling crack![][]
13/09/2011Yo Mama so white she looks like power![][]
06/09/2011Yo Daddy is so tall he drives a bus in the back seat.[][]
28/08/2011Yo Mama is so ugly that even Freddy Krueger has nightmares about her![][]
21/08/2011Yo Mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license.[][]
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