Yo Mama Jokes Archive

This is the archive where you can view previously submitted Yo Mama jokes.

Date Joke Rate Author
02/02/2012Yo Mama so hairy, you almost died from rug burn at birth![][]NoMerCy838
20/01/2012Yo Mama is so stupid she took a spoon and a fork to the Super Bowl.[][]Xavier
15/01/2012Yo Mama so stupid she saw a shooting on TV and called the cops.[][]quincy
18/11/2011Yo Mama so poor she wears Cheerios for ear rings![][]yo dadday
17/11/2011Yo Mama so fat she walked past the TV and I missed half my show.[][]Ryan
01/10/2011Yo Mama so fat, she needs a ZIP code for each arm![][]Tajah
25/09/2011Yo Mama so short, she has to slam dunk her bus fare.[][]Sam Borgens
21/09/2011Yo Mama so fat when an alien tried to abduct her it said, "Forget this!"[][]whatever
18/09/2011Yo Mama so old, that her breast milk turns into powder.[][]Ellie
15/09/2011Yo Mama is so fat she bent over and got arrested for selling crack![][]Anonymous
13/09/2011Yo Mama so white she looks like power![][]wyatt
06/09/2011Yo Daddy is so tall he drives a bus in the back seat.[][]Tebogo
28/08/2011Yo Mama is so ugly that even Freddy Krueger has nightmares about her![][]Geovanny
21/08/2011Yo Mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license.[][]Yoliswa ndakisa
17/08/2011Yo Mama so fat she get her nails done at Maaco.[][]A-JizzLe
17/08/2011Yo Mama so old Moses signed her yearbook.[][]A-JizzLe
17/08/2011Yo Mama so fat, when she jumps in a pool, the splash gives New Orleans flashbacks.[][]A-JizzLe
12/08/2011Yo Mama so black when she gets in the car the oil light comes on![][]Matthew Bates
08/08/2011Yo Mama so short, she can do back flips under the bed.[][]Lauren
26/07/2011Yo Mama so old she farts out dust![][]william
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