This is the archive where you can view previously submitted Yo Mama jokes.
| Date | Joke | Rate | Author | |
| 01/08/2010 | Yo Mama so stupid when the priest said, "You may now kiss the bride", she kissed the priest! | [▲] | [▼] | u dont need to know |
| 01/08/2010 | Yo Mama so old, her footprint was founded by scientists in Jurassic Park. | [▲] | [▼] | thats 4 me 2 kno |
| 01/08/2010 | Yo Mama so fat, that her footprint is bigger than a T-Rex's! | [▲] | [▼] | thats 4 me2 know |
| 01/08/2010 | Yo Mama so stupid, that when she found out that she had a voice she said, "OMG I'm Rachel Berry from Glee!" | [▲] | [▼] | Blank |
| 01/08/2010 | Yo Daddy's dick so small it's an iPod shuffle! | [▲] | [▼] | Blank |
| 06/07/2010 | Yo Mama so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning! | [▲] | [▼] | Elizabeth |
| 06/07/2010 | Yo Mama so ugly not even goldfish crackers smile back at her! | [▲] | [▼] | Elizabeth |
| 06/07/2010 | Yo Mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the Superbowl! | [▲] | [▼] | Elizabeth |
| 18/06/2010 | Yo Mama like train tracks, she gets laid all over the country. | [▲] | [▼] | Page |
| 18/06/2010 | Yo Mama like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet every other night. | [▲] | [▼] | Page |
| 27/05/2010 | Yo Mama so fat she stepped on a dollar and made change. | [▲] | [▼] | matthew gonzalez |
| 25/05/2010 | Yo Mama so fat she cant see her toes! | [▲] | [▼] | Devin Buegener |
| 24/05/2010 | Yo Mama's Bubble Gum .50 a blow! | [▲] | [▼] | Page |
| 21/05/2010 | Yo Mama so ugly that when she went to the ocean to swim the whales said we are family. | [▲] | [▼] | D-nice |
| 14/05/2010 | Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks Sherlock Holmes is a housing project. | [▲] | [▼] | Ryan S. |
| 14/05/2010 | Yo Mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, the reflection turns and shakes its head. | [▲] | [▼] | Ryan S. |
| 14/05/2010 | Yo Mama so stupid, she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot. | [▲] | [▼] | Ryan S. |
| 14/05/2010 | Yo Mama so ugly, she made a happy meal cry. | [▲] | [▼] | Ryan S. |
| 14/05/2010 | Yo Mama so poor, I swatted a firefly and she said, "Who turned off the lights?" | [▲] | [▼] | Ryan S. |
| 14/05/2010 | Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked in a motorcycle. | [▲] | [▼] | Ryan S. |
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