Yo Mama Jokes Archive

This is the archive where you can view previously submitted Yo Mama jokes.

Date Joke Rate Author
26/07/2011Yo Mama so fat the only words in the alphabet she knows are KFC.[][]william
26/07/2011Yo Mama so ugly she scared the black off of Micheal Jackson.[][]william
26/07/2011Yo Mama's teeth so yellow everyone who passes her sings walking on sunshine.[][]william
26/07/2011Yo Mama nuff said.[][]william
26/07/2011Yo Mama like Denny's 2 4 6 8 value menu all day long.[][]willliam
26/07/2011Yo Mama like Burger King you can have it your way.[][]william
26/07/2011Yo Mama like McDonalds, billions and billions served daily.[][]william
26/07/2011Yo Mama so hairy, it looks like Don King is about to pop out of her butt and say, "ONLY IN AMERICA!"[][]Amelia
26/07/2011Yo Mama so fat, she stuck a light bulb up her butt and said, "I GOT DA POWER!"[][]Amelia
22/07/2011Yo Mama so stupid, she put a plate on the roof and called it dish network.[][]razor crenshaw
11/07/2011Yo Mama so fat when she jumped out the window she got stuck.[][]christopher ruiz
11/07/2011Yo Mama so fat when she jumped over the fence she got stuck.[][]little chris r
11/07/2011Yo Mama so fat when she went to a fat competition they said no professionals.[][]christopher ruiz
25/06/2011Yo Mama so stupid she wanted to listen to 50 cent so put a quarter in each ear.[][]chris
24/06/2011Yo Mama so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell.[][]jmoe
24/06/2011Yo Mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.[][]jmoe
24/06/2011Yo Mama so dumb, when they said it was chilly outside, she went and got a bowl.[][]jmoe
24/06/2011How do you kill yo Mama? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.[][]jmoe
17/06/2011Yo Mama so fat that when she sat on the toilet seat the toilet said, "A.B.C.D.E.F.G, Get your fat ass off of me!"[][]Jaley
11/06/2011Yo Mama so odd that after she goes to Sea World, her hand is a dolphin![][]poorboy
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