This is the archive where you can view previously submitted Yo Mama jokes.
| Date | Joke | Rate | Author | |
| 05/05/2010 | I see London. I see France. Yo Mama's underpants! Not too big, not too small, just the size of THE WONDERLAND!!! | [▲] | [▼] | Joy Chang |
| 26/04/2010 | Yo Mama so fat, she made a Snorlax say, "DAMN!" | [▲] | [▼] | Ryan S. |
| 26/04/2010 | Yo Mama so fat, light bends around her. | [▲] | [▼] | Ryan S. |
| 26/04/2010 | Yo Mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it's over NINE THOUSAAAAND! | [▲] | [▼] | Ryan S. |
| 26/04/2010 | Yo Mama so fat, she walked into the Gap and filled it. | [▲] | [▼] | Ryan S. |
| 22/04/2010 | Yo Mama so ugly, she shattered a pond. | [▲] | [▼] | Jacob |
| 20/04/2010 | Yo Mama so ugly, Bill Clinton won't sleep with her. | [▲] | [▼] | Ryan S. |
| 08/04/2010 | Yo Mama so skinny she entered a stick contest and they said sorry, no professionals. | [▲] | [▼] | teresa |
| 05/04/2010 | Yo Mama is so fat, she's fat! | [▲] | [▼] | bob |
| 30/03/2010 | Yo Mama so fat, you can't tell where the rolls stop and she begins. | [▲] | [▼] | Ryan S. |
| 19/03/2010 | Yo Mama is so stupid she thought Catholicism was an Atheist group. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 19/03/2010 | Yo Mama so fat, Moby Dick said, "DAMN!" | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 17/03/2010 | Yo Mama is so stupid, she crashed into a McDonald's because the sign said, "Drive thru window." | [▲] | [▼] | Jacob |
| 15/03/2010 | Yo Mama so ugly, I carved her face on a tree and it burned. | [▲] | [▼] | Ryan S. |
| 15/03/2010 | Yo Mama so stupid, she tried to wake up a sleeping bag. | [▲] | [▼] | Ryan S. |
| 15/03/2010 | Yo Mama so stupid, I asked her to play a game of 1-on-1 basketball with me and she said, "Okay, but who's on my team?" | [▲] | [▼] | Ryan S. |
| 15/03/2010 | Yo Mama so fat, when she bends over, we enter Daylight Savings Time. | [▲] | [▼] | Ryan S. |
| 25/02/2010 | Yo Mama's ass is so hairy Abraham Lincoln popped out and said, "Hello! America!" | [▲] | [▼] | $J-THUG$ |
| 24/02/2010 | Yo Mama so old she got 'put to bed by god'. | [▲] | [▼] | $J-THUG$ |
| 24/02/2010 | Yo Mama so nasty when she did a split she stuck to the floor. | [▲] | [▼] | $J-THUG$ |
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