This is the archive where you can view previously submitted Yo Mama jokes.
| Date | Joke | Rate | Author | |
| 11/06/2011 | Yo Mama so small that Pluto said: "Finally! I'm bigger than another planet!" | [▲] | [▼] | poorboy |
| 09/06/2011 | Yo Mama so hairy when she open her legs she said welcome to the jungle. | [▲] | [▼] | trevon bates |
| 09/06/2011 | Yo Mama so poor I blew out the candles in the house and she said why you turn off my lights. | [▲] | [▼] | trevonbates |
| 09/06/2011 | Yo Mama so fat she was going to jump off the diving board the water came up and said you go first. | [▲] | [▼] | trevonbates |
| 04/06/2011 | Yo Mama so dumb she ordered sushi at a Chinese restaurant! | [▲] | [▼] | poorboy |
| 04/06/2011 | Yo Mama so fat that when Harry Potter put a spell on her to make her skinny it failed! | [▲] | [▼] | poorboy |
| 04/06/2011 | Yo Mama so poor that she is America's debt! | [▲] | [▼] | poorboy |
| 04/06/2011 | Yo Mama so skinny that when she went to the library, a four-year-old thought she was a bookworm! | [▲] | [▼] | poorboy |
| 04/06/2011 | Yo Mama so dumb and rich that "She wants to be a billionaire, so freaking bad!" | [▲] | [▼] | poorboy |
| 04/06/2011 | Yo Mama so tall and hairy that a hiker thought she was a tree! | [▲] | [▼] | poorboy |
| 04/06/2011 | Yo Mama so fat that when the Mr. Men show was on air, she was Mr. Rude! | [▲] | [▼] | poorboy |
| 04/06/2011 | Yo Mama so gassy that she is the main reason for a Coke and Mentos explosion! | [▲] | [▼] | poorboy |
| 27/05/2011 | Yo Mama so fat that she got baptized at Sea World and Shamu was the priest. | [▲] | [▼] | Eli |
| 27/05/2011 | Yo Mama so fat that when she jumped for joy she got stuck! | [▲] | [▼] | *Lolz* |
| 27/05/2011 | Yo Mama like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pads for three periods! | [▲] | [▼] | ~Elionceagain~ |
| 27/05/2011 | Yo Mama so nasty she poured salt down her pants to keep her crabs fresh. | [▲] | [▼] | keishaun ellison |
| 23/05/2011 | Yo Mama is so stupid she saw a yellow bus with white kids in it and thought it was a Twinkie! | [▲] | [▼] | Kyle |
| 19/05/2011 | Yo Mama so hairy it looks like she has King Kong in a head lock! | [▲] | [▼] | Devon Davis |
| 18/05/2011 | Yo Mama so fat when she walk her booty said oh no! | [▲] | [▼] | cardell wallace |
| 10/05/2011 | Yo Mama so old she tripped on a dust covered eraser and the dust came off of her. | [▲] | [▼] | yo mamma so old |
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