This is the archive where you can view previously submitted Yo Mama jokes.
| Date | Joke | Rate | Author | |
| 10/05/2011 | Yo Mama so poor I stepped on a cigarette in a parking lot and she said, "You broke my heater!" | [▲] | [▼] | awsome |
| 28/04/2011 | Yo Mama so fat, when she gets in the shower her feet don't get wet! | [▲] | [▼] | Sliqk |
| 27/04/2011 | Yo Mama so poor when I went to your house 3 roaches tried to trip me and take my wallet! | [▲] | [▼] | Faith |
| 17/04/2011 | Yo Mama so stupid, she studied for a pregnancy test and failed it anyway. | [▲] | [▼] | Potte |
| 13/04/2011 | Yo Daddy so stank, when he took a cr*p, the cr*p jumped out and sprayed him with air freshener! | [▲] | [▼] | Anthony |
| 02/04/2011 | Yo Mama so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and they said sorry mam, no professionals! | [▲] | [▼] | caleb |
| 25/03/2011 | Yo Mama so ugly, when Mexicans see her they scream, "Oh no it a puta of a beast!" | [▲] | [▼] | brett hester |
| 17/03/2011 | Yo Mama so ugly she uses prescription make-up! | [▲] | [▼] | Guam funny guy |
| 13/03/2011 | Yo Mama's teeth so yellow you can get a butter knife and get butter off her teeth! | [▲] | [▼] | jordan echevarria |
| 11/03/2011 | Yo Mama so ugly, on Halloween people dress as her! | [▲] | [▼] | l |
| 11/03/2011 | Yo Mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool the water jumped back out and said, "I will wait my turn." | [▲] | [▼] | lamar |
| 06/03/2011 | Yo Mama is so stupid, she put a piece of paper in front of the TV and called it pay per view. | [▲] | [▼] | brian&chato |
| 06/03/2011 | Yo Mama so stupid that she uses scissors to cut the grass. | [▲] | [▼] | jake nunn |
| 27/02/2011 | Yo Mama is like a mosquito, she keeps on sucking until I smack her! | [▲] | [▼] | chato&brian |
| 24/02/2011 | Yo Mama so old I told her to act her age and she died. | [▲] | [▼] | Dylan Rogers |
| 24/02/2011 | Yo Mama is so stupid that if you put her brain in a bird's head it would fly backwards! | [▲] | [▼] | Dylan Rogers |
| 18/02/2011 | Yo Mama so ugly, when she looked at a light pole it cut off! | [▲] | [▼] | Sara Johnson |
| 05/02/2011 | Yo Mama so stupid, she went to go change a baby, she put the diaper on herself! | [▲] | [▼] | marc |
| 03/02/2011 | Yo Mama so ugly that when she looks in the mirror her reflection has a stroke! | [▲] | [▼] | Dr.drap |
| 26/01/2011 | Yo Mama so poor burglars rob her house for practice. | [▲] | [▼] | malmoney |
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