This is the archive where you can view previously submitted Yo Mama jokes.
| Date | Joke | Rate | Author | |
| 24/02/2011 | Yo Mama so old I told her to act her age and she died. | [▲] | [▼] | Dylan Rogers |
| 24/02/2011 | Yo Mama is so stupid that if you put her brain in a bird's head it would fly backwards! | [▲] | [▼] | Dylan Rogers |
| 18/02/2011 | Yo Mama so ugly, when she looked at a light pole it cut off! | [▲] | [▼] | Sara Johnson |
| 05/02/2011 | Yo Mama so stupid, she went to go change a baby, she put the diaper on herself! | [▲] | [▼] | marc |
| 03/02/2011 | Yo Mama so ugly that when she looks in the mirror her reflection has a stroke! | [▲] | [▼] | Dr.drap |
| 26/01/2011 | Yo Mama so poor burglars rob her house for practice. | [▲] | [▼] | malmoney |
| 26/01/2011 | Yo Mama so ghetto, when she breast feeds Kool-Aid comes out. | [▲] | [▼] | justin taylor |
| 23/01/2011 | Yo Mama so ugly she walked into the kitchen and the rats jumped on the table and started screaming! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 23/01/2011 | Yo Mama so black she can leave finger prints on charcoal. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 19/01/2011 | Yo Mama so hairy, big foot ran from her and said, "A beast is coming!" | [▲] | [▼] | so |
| 18/01/2011 | Yo Mama so fat, she jumped and caused another earthquake in Haiti. | [▲] | [▼] | marc |
| 07/01/2011 | Yo Mama so fat she didn't go to Weight Watchers because she couldn't fit through the entrance! | [▲] | [▼] | kkkkk |
| 07/01/2011 | Yo Mama so ugly she makes blind men cry! | [▲] | [▼] | kkkkk |
| 06/01/2011 | Yo Mama so ugly, she makes onions cry! | [▲] | [▼] | kkkkkk |
| 06/01/2011 | Yo Mama so fat, the Earth orbits around her. | [▲] | [▼] | Kkkkk |
| 06/01/2011 | Yo Mama so fat, when she's hauling ass she has to make two trips. | [▲] | [▼] | Kkkkk |
| 28/12/2010 | Yo Mama so hairy she could make three Chewbacca's. And she got so much lice from it she has them seeping through her butt crack. | [▲] | [▼] | Jessica |
| 25/12/2010 | Yo Mama so ugly she needs so much plastic surgery that by the time she was done she'd be faker than Michael Jackson. | [▲] | [▼] | Pinkyosoures |
| 13/12/2010 | Yo Mama so old, when she farted dust came out. | [▲] | [▼] | Frank |
| 13/12/2010 | Yo Mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car. | [▲] | [▼] | Frank |
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