Below are the best Yo Mama jokes voted by visitors to this website.
| No. | Joke |
| 1. | Yo Daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom. |
| 2. | Yo Mama so poor I threw down a cigarette in your house and she said, "Clap yo hands, stomp yo feet, thank the lord, WE GOT HEAT!" |
| 3. | Yo daddy is so horny that when he has hardcore sex he ends up doing it with a barbie. |
| 4. | Yo Daddy so stupid, he thought fruit punch was a gay boxer. |
| 5. | Yo Mama so stank, when she spreads her legs I get sea sick. |
| 6. | Yo Mama so old, that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch! |
| 7. | Yo Mama so old, she called the police when David and Goliath started to fight. |
| 8. | Yo Mama so fat she stepped on a dollar and made change. |
| 9. | Yo Daddy is so old, when I slapped him on the back his you-know-what fell off! |
| 10. | Yo Daddy so hairy, small children think he's a beast. |
| 11. | Yo Mama stank so bad her Sure deodorant is confused and her Secret told on her. |
| 12. | Yo Mama so old when she walked around Jerusalem she said, "This is where I made friends with Jesus." |
| 13. | Yo Daddy so stupid, when he tried to have sex he couldn't hit the hole right. |
| 14. | Yo Mama so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake. |
| 15. | Yo Mama so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning! |
| 16. | Yo Mama so hairy it looks like she has King Kong in a head lock! |
| 17. | Yo Mama so fat the only words in the alphabet she knows are KFC. |
| 18. | Yo Mama is so ugly that even Freddy Krueger has nightmares about her! |
| 19. | Yo Mama is so fat she bent over and got arrested for selling crack! |
| 20. | Yo Mama so poor she wears Cheerios for ear rings! |
| 21. | Yo Mama so poor, she wears her McDonald's uniform to church. |
| 22. | Yo Mama so stupid, she got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W's. |
| 23. | Yo Mama so fat, she sat on the toilet and the toilet started singing: "Abc 123, get your fat ass off of me!" |
| 24. | Yo Mama is so stupid she tried to map quest Sesame Street. |
| 25. | Yo Mama so stupid, she screams in an envelope and calls it a Voicemail. |
| 26. | Yo Daddy's dick so small it's an iPod shuffle! |
| 27. | Yo Mama so fat, she jumped and caused another earthquake in Haiti. |
| 28. | Yo Mama so old I told her to act her age and she died. |
| 29. | Yo Mama so hairy when she open her legs she said welcome to the jungle. |
| 30. | Yo Mama so stupid she wanted to listen to 50 cent so put a quarter in each ear. |