Below are the best Yo Mama jokes voted by visitors to this website.
| No. | Joke |
| 1. | Yo Mama stank so bad her Sure deodorant is confused and her Secret told on her. |
| 2. | Yo Mama so poor I threw down a cigarette in your house and she said, "Clap yo hands, stomp yo feet, thank the lord, WE GOT HEAT!" |
| 3. | Yo Daddy is so old, when I slapped him on the back his you-know-what fell off! |
| 4. | Yo Mama so old when she walked around Jerusalem she said, "This is where I made friends with Jesus." |
| 5. | Yo Daddy is so bald, when I rub his head I can see the future. |
| 6. | Yo Mama so poor, she wears her McDonald's uniform to church. |
| 7. | Yo Mama so fat, she sat on the toilet and the toilet started singing: "Abc 123, get your fat ass off of me!" |
| 8. | Yo Daddy so ugly, when he looked out the window the cops arrested him. |
| 9. | Yo Mama so hairy, she shaves her legs with a lawn mower. |
| 10. | Yo Daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom. |
| 11. | Yo Mama so fat, she lays in the driveway to put on her underwear. |
| 12. | Yo Mama so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake. |
| 13. | Yo Mama so fat her belt size says 'equator'! |
| 14. | Yo Mama so hairy when you were born you got rug burn. |
| 15. | Yo Mama so fat that when she went to court the judge said order online and she said I'll have a cheese burger, large French fries etc. |
| 16. | Yo Mama so old, that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch! |
| 17. | Yo Mama so stupid, she got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W's. |
| 18. | Yo Mama so fat, she uses a semi-trailer as a couch. |
| 19. | Yo Mama is so ugly, she went to Bob the Builder and he said, "Sorry I can't fix it." |
| 20. | Yo Mama so ugly she looked out the window and got put in jail for moaning! |
| 21. | Yo Mama so old, when I slapped her on the back her boobs fell off. |
| 22. | Yo Daddy so stupid, he thought fruit punch was a gay boxer. |
| 23. | Yo Daddy so hairy, small children think he's a beast. |
| 24. | Yo Mama so old, she planted the first tree at Central Park. |
| 25. | Yo Mama so dirty, when she stands next to a building she look like an alley! |
| 26. | Yo Mama so fat she don't use the internet shes already world wide. |
| 27. | Yo Mama so poor, burglars break in her house and leave her money. |
| 28. | Yo Mama so fat, Jabba the Hutt from Star Wars said 'DAMN'! |
| 29. | Yo Mama so fat, when she walks past the t.v., you miss half the show! |
| 30. | Yo Mama so ugly, your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye! |