Other Yo Mama Jokes

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Date Joke Rate
25/09/2011Yo Mama so short, she has to slam dunk her bus fare.[][]
13/09/2011Yo Mama so white she looks like power![][]
21/08/2011Yo Mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license.[][]
12/08/2011Yo Mama so black when she gets in the car the oil light comes on![][]
08/08/2011Yo Mama so short, she can do back flips under the bed.[][]
26/07/2011Yo Mama's teeth so yellow everyone who passes her sings walking on sunshine.[][]
26/07/2011Yo Mama nuff said.[][]
26/07/2011Yo Mama like Denny's 2 4 6 8 value menu all day long.[][]
26/07/2011Yo Mama like Burger King you can have it your way.[][]
26/07/2011Yo Mama like McDonalds, billions and billions served daily.[][]
24/06/2011Yo Mama so dumb, when they said it was chilly outside, she went and got a bowl.[][]
24/06/2011How do you kill yo Mama? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.[][]
11/06/2011Yo Mama so odd that after she goes to Sea World, her hand is a dolphin![][]
11/06/2011Yo Mama so small that Pluto said: "Finally! I'm bigger than another planet!"[][]
04/06/2011Yo Mama so skinny that when she went to the library, a four-year-old thought she was a bookworm![][]
04/06/2011Yo Mama so dumb and rich that "She wants to be a billionaire, so freaking bad!"[][]
04/06/2011Yo Mama so tall and hairy that a hiker thought she was a tree![][]
04/06/2011Yo Mama so gassy that she is the main reason for a Coke and Mentos explosion![][]
27/05/2011Yo Mama like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pads for three periods![][]
13/03/2011Yo Mama's teeth so yellow you can get a butter knife and get butter off her teeth![][]
27/02/2011Yo Mama is like a mosquito, she keeps on sucking until I smack her![][]
26/01/2011Yo Mama so ghetto, when she breast feeds Kool-Aid comes out.[][]
23/01/2011Yo Mama so black she can leave finger prints on charcoal.[][]
18/06/2010Yo Mama like train tracks, she gets laid all over the country.[][]
18/06/2010Yo Mama like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet every other night.[][]
24/05/2010Yo Mama's Bubble Gum .50 a blow![][]
05/05/2010I see London. I see France. Yo Mama's underpants! Not too big, not too small, just the size of THE WONDERLAND!!![][]
08/04/2010Yo Mama so skinny she entered a stick contest and they said sorry, no professionals.[][]
25/02/2010Yo Mama's ass is so hairy Abraham Lincoln popped out and said, "Hello! America!"[][]
09/12/2009Yo Mama so small she slam dunked her bus money![][]
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