Other Yo Mama Jokes

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Date Joke Rate
18/06/2010Yo Mama like train tracks, she gets laid all over the country.[][]
18/06/2010Yo Mama like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet every other night.[][]
24/05/2010Yo Mama's Bubble Gum .50 a blow![][]
05/05/2010I see London. I see France. Yo Mama's underpants! Not too big, not too small, just the size of THE WONDERLAND!!![][]
08/04/2010Yo Mama so skinny she entered a stick contest and they said sorry, no professionals.[][]
25/02/2010Yo Mama's ass is so hairy Abraham Lincoln popped out and said, "Hello! America!"[][]
09/12/2009Yo Mama so small she slam dunked her bus money![][]
26/11/2009Yo Mama so ghetto, when she breastfeeds Cool-Aid comes out![][]
29/08/2009Yo Mama is so getto so so soooo getto she getto.[][]
23/07/2009Yo Mama is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw![][]
23/07/2009Yo Mama so dumb, when she was asked on an application "Sex?", she marked "M, F, and sometimes Wednesday too."[][]
13/07/2009Yo Mama is like a bus... people get on and off her every day.[][]
19/06/2009Yo Mama is so short, she poses for trophies![][]
19/06/2009Yo Mama's titties smell so bad, they make onions cry![][]
17/06/2009Yo Mama's head is so big she washes her hair under the Niagara Falls.[][]
14/05/2009Yo Mama so tall, she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.[][]
14/05/2009Yo Mama so tall, she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.[][]
14/05/2009Yo Mama so bald, you can see what's on her mind.[][]
07/05/2009Yo Mama's house is so small, you have to go outside to change your mind.[][]
28/11/2008Yo Mama's teeth so yellow, the sun said: "Dawm! I lost my job already."[][]
06/09/2008Yo Mama is so ghetto, she puts food stamps in a money clip.[][]
19/07/2008Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big, she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.[][]
30/05/2008Yo Mama so dirty, when she stands next to a building she look like an alley![][]
30/05/2008Yo Mama so dumb, she called information to ask for the number to 911![][]
16/03/2008Yo Mama so nice, she blew me for a nickel when I didn't have enough for the sex![][]
16/03/2008Yo Mama so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.[][]
28/02/2008Yo Mama so flat she's jealous of the wall![][]
28/02/2008Yo Mama so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.[][]
28/02/2008Yo Mama so white, she gets a sunburn standing in front of the TV.[][]
28/02/2008Yo Mama so flat she tattooed 'Front' on her chest![][]
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