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| Date | Joke | Rate | |
| 02/07/2009 | Yo daddy is so horny that when he has hardcore sex he ends up doing it with a barbie. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 19/06/2009 | Yo Daddy is so corny, corn grew on his head! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 05/12/2008 | Yo Daddy so ugly when he was speeding in the left lane the police told him to pull over. The police said, "You have a broken tail light." And he said, "I know, every time I look at it, it falls off!" | [▲] | [▼] |
| 05/04/2008 | Yo Daddy so dumb, he went to the Bulls game and said which one am I riding. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 28/03/2008 | Yo Daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 10/03/2008 | Yo Daddy is so stupid, he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 07/03/2008 | Yo Daddy so fat Alaska said: "I thought we were the biggest state." | [▲] | [▼] |
| 28/02/2008 | Yo Daddy is like cement, it takes him two days to get hard! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 27/02/2008 | Yo Daddy so ugly, when he looked out the window the cops arrested him. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 24/02/2008 | Yo Daddy so short, he's always being mistaken for a midget! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 24/02/2008 | Yo Daddy so stupid, he thought fruit punch was a gay boxer. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 24/02/2008 | Yo Daddy so hairy, small children think he's a beast. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 20/02/2008 | Yo Daddy is like a mounds bar - he's got no nuts. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 20/02/2008 | Yo Daddy is so bald, when I rub his head I can see the future. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 20/02/2008 | Yo Daddy so bald, that he took a shower and got brain-washed. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 20/02/2008 | Yo Daddy is so old, when I slapped him on the back his you-know-what fell off! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 20/02/2008 | Yo Daddy so bald, you can see what's on his mind. | [▲] | [▼] |