Yo Mama So Fat

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Date Joke Rate
20/02/2010Yo Mama so fat when she walked in front of me as I was watching TV, I missed three movies and two commercials.[][]
17/02/2010Yo Mama so fat, I hung a picture of her on my wall and it got torn down.[][]
16/02/2010Yo Mama so fat when she wears a t-shirt with a H on it a helicopter lands on her![][]
15/02/2010Yo Mama is so fat, when she goes to the zoo, the animals feed her![][]
11/02/2010Yo Mama is so fat the world can wear her underwear.[][]
21/01/2010Yo Mama so fat she sat on the toilet and the house broke and it turned in to an earthquake.[][]
27/12/2009Yo Mama so fat she jumped up and got stuck.[][]
27/12/2009Yo Mama so fat, kids sit by her at lunch for shade.[][]
22/12/2009Yo Mama so fat she took her picture twp years ago and it's still printing![][]
19/12/2009Yo Mama is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway.[][]
04/12/2009Yo Mama so fat that all of her shirts say, 'CAUTION, WIDELOAD!'[][]
26/11/2009Yo Mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing![][]
14/11/2009Yo Mama so fat, the aliens don't know where to land![][]
07/10/2009Yo Mama so fat, she's like a blimp - round and full of gas![][]
07/10/2009Yo Mama so fat, she was floating in the ocean, and Spain claimed her as a new world![][]
27/09/2009Yo Mama so fat she got in a tank and the suspension broke.[][]
20/08/2009Yo Mama is so fat she sat on the toilet and it started to sing, "a b c d e f g get your fat ass off of me!"[][]
20/08/2009Yo Mama is so fat when she saw a bus she said, "Hey stop that twinkie!"[][]
19/08/2009Yo Mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it said 'To be continued...'.[][]
06/08/2009Yo Mama is so fat, she was rolling down the sidewalk. I wasn't laughing but the sidewalk was cracking up.[][]
27/07/2009Yo Mama so fat she was in the slim fast video![][]
24/07/2009Yo Mama is so fat when I said Kool-Aid she came crashing through the walls.[][]
23/07/2009Yo Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each time zone she's in.[][]
23/07/2009Yo Mama is so fat, she once got stuck between the North and South Pole.[][]
23/07/2009Yo Mama so fat she's on a 'Tryit'. She be like, "What ya'll eating?" "I'll try it."[][]
16/07/2009Yo Mama so fat, her shadow killed a dog.[][]
16/07/2009Yo Mama so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.[][]
05/07/2009Yo Mama so fat she has to go to the car wash to get bath![][]
19/06/2009Yo Mama so fat, she uses a semi-trailer as a couch.[][]
19/06/2009Yo Mama is so fat that you have to spread her legs with a forklift.[][]
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