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| Date | Joke | Rate | |
| 17/11/2011 | Yo Mama so fat she walked past the TV and I missed half my show. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 01/10/2011 | Yo Mama so fat, she needs a ZIP code for each arm! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 21/09/2011 | Yo Mama so fat when an alien tried to abduct her it said, "Forget this!" | [▲] | [▼] |
| 15/09/2011 | Yo Mama is so fat she bent over and got arrested for selling crack! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 17/08/2011 | Yo Mama so fat she get her nails done at Maaco. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 17/08/2011 | Yo Mama so fat, when she jumps in a pool, the splash gives New Orleans flashbacks. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 26/07/2011 | Yo Mama so fat the only words in the alphabet she knows are KFC. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 26/07/2011 | Yo Mama so fat, she stuck a light bulb up her butt and said, "I GOT DA POWER!" | [▲] | [▼] |
| 11/07/2011 | Yo Mama so fat when she jumped out the window she got stuck. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 11/07/2011 | Yo Mama so fat when she jumped over the fence she got stuck. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 11/07/2011 | Yo Mama so fat when she went to a fat competition they said no professionals. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 24/06/2011 | Yo Mama so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 24/06/2011 | Yo Mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 17/06/2011 | Yo Mama so fat that when she sat on the toilet seat the toilet said, "A.B.C.D.E.F.G, Get your fat ass off of me!" | [▲] | [▼] |
| 09/06/2011 | Yo Mama so fat she was going to jump off the diving board the water came up and said you go first. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 04/06/2011 | Yo Mama so fat that when Harry Potter put a spell on her to make her skinny it failed! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 04/06/2011 | Yo Mama so fat that when the Mr. Men show was on air, she was Mr. Rude! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 27/05/2011 | Yo Mama so fat that she got baptized at Sea World and Shamu was the priest. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 27/05/2011 | Yo Mama so fat that when she jumped for joy she got stuck! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 18/05/2011 | Yo Mama so fat when she walk her booty said oh no! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 28/04/2011 | Yo Mama so fat, when she gets in the shower her feet don't get wet! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 11/03/2011 | Yo Mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool the water jumped back out and said, "I will wait my turn." | [▲] | [▼] |
| 18/01/2011 | Yo Mama so fat, she jumped and caused another earthquake in Haiti. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 07/01/2011 | Yo Mama so fat she didn't go to Weight Watchers because she couldn't fit through the entrance! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 06/01/2011 | Yo Mama so fat, the Earth orbits around her. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 06/01/2011 | Yo Mama so fat, when she's hauling ass she has to make two trips. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 03/12/2010 | Yo Mama so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 02/12/2010 | Yo Mama so fat, when she jumped off the Empire State Building the whole earth rumbled! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 19/11/2010 | Yo Mama so fat, when she sat on the table she didn't laugh, but the table was cracking up. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 23/09/2010 | Yo Mama so fat she became the center of the solar system. | [▲] | [▼] |