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| Date | Joke | Rate | |
| 22/01/2010 | Yo Mama so poor she uses grease to bath. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 04/10/2009 | Yo Mama so poor I stepped on a cigarette and she said stop putting out my lights! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 06/09/2009 | Yo Mama so poor I threw down a cigarette in your house and she said, "Clap yo hands, stomp yo feet, thank the lord, WE GOT HEAT!" | [▲] | [▼] |
| 07/06/2009 | Yo Mama is so poor, when I got in to her house, I stepped on a cigarette, she said why you turn off my heater. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 26/05/2009 | Yo Mama so poor I walked in the front door and tripped out the back. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 14/05/2009 | Yo Mama so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 04/01/2009 | Yo Mama so poor, burglars break in her house and leave her money. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 01/01/2009 | Yo Mama so poor, when I ring her door bell, she says: 'Ding!' | [▲] | [▼] |
| 01/10/2008 | Yo Mama so poor when I asked her if I could go to the bathroom she said "pick a corner". | [▲] | [▼] |
| 30/05/2008 | Yo Mama so poor, she goes to McDonalds to put a shake on layaway! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 30/05/2008 | Yo Mama so poor, she wears her McDonald's uniform to church. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 30/05/2008 | Yo Mama so poor, I walked into her house and swatted a fly, she yelled, "Hey, where did Grandma go?!" | [▲] | [▼] |
| 30/05/2008 | Yo Mama so poor, when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said: "Two trees to your left." | [▲] | [▼] |
| 30/05/2008 | Yo Mama so poor, when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 28/02/2008 | Yo Mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 28/02/2008 | Yo Mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Moving." | [▲] | [▼] |
| 24/02/2008 | Yo Mama so poor she waves around a Popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 20/02/2008 | Yo Mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! | [▲] | [▼] |