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| Date | Joke | Rate | |
| 28/08/2011 | Yo Mama is so ugly that even Freddy Krueger has nightmares about her! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 26/07/2011 | Yo Mama so ugly she scared the black off of Micheal Jackson. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 02/04/2011 | Yo Mama so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and they said sorry mam, no professionals! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 25/03/2011 | Yo Mama so ugly, when Mexicans see her they scream, "Oh no it a puta of a beast!" | [▲] | [▼] |
| 17/03/2011 | Yo Mama so ugly she uses prescription make-up! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 11/03/2011 | Yo Mama so ugly, on Halloween people dress as her! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 18/02/2011 | Yo Mama so ugly, when she looked at a light pole it cut off! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 03/02/2011 | Yo Mama so ugly that when she looks in the mirror her reflection has a stroke! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 23/01/2011 | Yo Mama so ugly she walked into the kitchen and the rats jumped on the table and started screaming! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 07/01/2011 | Yo Mama so ugly she makes blind men cry! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 06/01/2011 | Yo Mama so ugly, she makes onions cry! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 25/12/2010 | Yo Mama so ugly she needs so much plastic surgery that by the time she was done she'd be faker than Michael Jackson. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 13/12/2010 | Yo Mama so ugly, her Dad took her every where just so he didn't have to kiss her goodbye. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 07/09/2010 | Yo Mama is so ugly that she made a rat look like Justin Timberlake. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 06/07/2010 | Yo Mama so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 06/07/2010 | Yo Mama so ugly not even goldfish crackers smile back at her! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 21/05/2010 | Yo Mama so ugly that when she went to the ocean to swim the whales said we are family. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 14/05/2010 | Yo Mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, the reflection turns and shakes its head. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 14/05/2010 | Yo Mama so ugly, she made a happy meal cry. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 22/04/2010 | Yo Mama so ugly, she shattered a pond. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 20/04/2010 | Yo Mama so ugly, Bill Clinton won't sleep with her. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 15/03/2010 | Yo Mama so ugly, I carved her face on a tree and it burned. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 10/02/2010 | Yo Mama so ugly, her pillow cries at night. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 22/12/2009 | Yo Mama so ugly she looked out the window and got put in jail for moaning! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 22/11/2009 | Yo Mama so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, she saw a Baboon's ass! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 04/11/2009 | Yo Mama so ugly she got arrested for 1st degree murder. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 12/10/2009 | Yo Mama so ugly she walked into the bathroom and looked in the mirror and said, "Ahhh!! Monster!" | [▲] | [▼] |
| 07/10/2009 | Yo Mama so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 01/09/2009 | Yo Mama so ugly... so da*n ugly... she could only be... yo mama! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 20/08/2009 | Yo Mama so ugly when she climbs the empire state building airplanes shoot at her! | [▲] | [▼] |