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| Date | Joke | Rate | |
| 06/07/2010 | Yo Mama so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 06/07/2010 | Yo Mama so ugly not even goldfish crackers smile back at her! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 21/05/2010 | Yo Mama so ugly that when she went to the ocean to swim the whales said we are family. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 14/05/2010 | Yo Mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, the reflection turns and shakes its head. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 14/05/2010 | Yo Mama so ugly, she made a happy meal cry. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 22/04/2010 | Yo Mama so ugly, she shattered a pond. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 20/04/2010 | Yo Mama so ugly, Bill Clinton won't sleep with her. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 15/03/2010 | Yo Mama so ugly, I carved her face on a tree and it burned. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 10/02/2010 | Yo Mama so ugly, her pillow cries at night. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 22/12/2009 | Yo Mama so ugly she looked out the window and got put in jail for moaning! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 22/11/2009 | Yo Mama so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, she saw a Baboon's ass! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 04/11/2009 | Yo Mama so ugly she got arrested for 1st degree murder. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 12/10/2009 | Yo Mama so ugly she walked into the bathroom and looked in the mirror and said, "Ahhh!! Monster!" | [▲] | [▼] |
| 07/10/2009 | Yo Mama so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 01/09/2009 | Yo Mama so ugly... so da*n ugly... she could only be... yo mama! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 20/08/2009 | Yo Mama so ugly when she climbs the empire state building airplanes shoot at her! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 06/08/2009 | Yo Mama is so ugly, she went to Bob the Builder and he said, "Sorry I can't fix it." | [▲] | [▼] |
| 05/08/2009 | Yo Mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 16/07/2009 | Yo Mama so ugly, she'd make a train take a dirt road. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 03/07/2009 | Yo Mama is so ugly, when Medusa saw her she froze! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 26/06/2009 | Yo Mama so ugly, Kakashi gave her his mask and ran. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 25/06/2009 | Yo Mama is so ugly she didn't get hit by an ugly stick she ran into the whole damn tree. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 14/06/2009 | Yo Mama so ugly, you could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 11/06/2009 | Yo Mama is so ugly, she watches T.V. and the T.V. changes the channel because she looked at it. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 09/05/2009 | Yo Mama so ugly, your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 08/05/2009 | Yo Mama so ugly, when she got in the tub the water jumped out! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 07/05/2009 | Yo Mama so ugly, she made Madusa turn to stone. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 07/05/2009 | Yo Mama so ugly, yo Grandma looked at yo Grandaddy and said, "I shoulda just gave you head!" | [▲] | [▼] |
| 24/04/2009 | Yo Mama is so ugly, she goes on a computer and looks at pictures and the computer says, "WTF!?!? A cow is looking at me!" | [▲] | [▼] |
| 13/04/2009 | Yo Mama so ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. | [▲] | [▼] |