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| Date | Joke | Rate | |
| 19/08/2009 | Yo Mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it said 'To be continued...'. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 06/08/2009 | Yo Mama is so fat, she was rolling down the sidewalk. I wasn't laughing but the sidewalk was cracking up. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 27/07/2009 | Yo Mama so fat she was in the slim fast video! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 24/07/2009 | Yo Mama is so fat when I said Kool-Aid she came crashing through the walls. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 23/07/2009 | Yo Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each time zone she's in. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 23/07/2009 | Yo Mama is so fat, she once got stuck between the North and South Pole. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 23/07/2009 | Yo Mama so fat she's on a 'Tryit'. She be like, "What ya'll eating?" "I'll try it." | [▲] | [▼] |
| 16/07/2009 | Yo Mama so fat, her shadow killed a dog. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 16/07/2009 | Yo Mama so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 05/07/2009 | Yo Mama so fat she has to go to the car wash to get bath! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 19/06/2009 | Yo Mama so fat, she uses a semi-trailer as a couch. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 19/06/2009 | Yo Mama is so fat that you have to spread her legs with a forklift. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 19/06/2009 | Yo Mama so fat she plays hopscotch like this: California, Nebraska, New York... | [▲] | [▼] |
| 17/06/2009 | Yo mama is so fat, when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 17/06/2009 | Yo Mama's so fat, she's fat! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 14/06/2009 | Yo Mama so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 06/06/2009 | Your Mama's so fat, she thought Shamoo was anorexic. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 08/05/2009 | Yo Mama so fat, when she walks past the t.v., you miss half the show! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 07/05/2009 | Yo Mama so fat, Jabba the Hutt from Star Wars said 'DAMN'! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 07/05/2009 | Yo Mama so fat, she sat on the toilet and the toilet started singing: "Abc 123, get your fat ass off of me!" | [▲] | [▼] |
| 05/05/2009 | Yo Mama so fat, she sat on Mt. Everest and broke it. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 17/04/2009 | Yo Mama so fat, when her beeper goes off, people thought she's backing up. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 28/01/2009 | Yo Mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 28/11/2008 | Yo Mama so fat when she got in the ocean the whales started singing, "We are family even if you fatter than me." | [▲] | [▼] |
| 15/10/2008 | Yo Mama so fat, you have to grease the doorway and put a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 07/10/2008 | Yo Mama so fat she don't use the internet shes already world wide. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 19/09/2008 | Yo Mama so fat when she wore a yellow rain coat, someone called out "Taxi!" | [▲] | [▼] |
| 19/09/2008 | Yo Mama so fat that when she went to court the judge said order online and she said I'll have a cheese burger, large French fries etc. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 06/09/2008 | Your Mama so fat, that when she left her home country the population dropped by 10 percent. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 19/07/2008 | Yo Mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale. | [▲] | [▼] |