Yo Mama So Fat

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Date Joke Rate
19/07/2008Yo Mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.[][]
19/07/2008Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.[][]
05/07/2008Yo Mama so fat, when the house burned down we had to use her underwear for a tent.[][]
30/05/2008Yo Mama so fat her belt size says 'equator'![][]
05/04/2008Yo Mama so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.[][]
28/03/2008Yo Mama so fat, she lays in the driveway to put on her underwear.[][]
16/03/2008Yo Mama so fat that when she fell no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.[][]
16/03/2008Yo Mama so fat she entered a fat contest and won first, second and third.[][]
13/03/2008Yo Mama so fat, when she wears heels, they're flats by the afternoon.[][]
13/03/2008Yo Mama so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.[][]
10/03/2008Yo Mama is so fat, she sat on a dollar and made four quarters pop out.[][]
28/02/2008Yo Mama so fat, when she goes to the circus she takes up all the rings.[][]
28/02/2008Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.[][]
28/02/2008Yo Mama so fat, she takes posters not pictures.[][]
27/02/2008Yo Mama so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.[][]
24/02/2008Yo Mama so fat, I gotta take ten steps back just to see all of her.[][]
24/02/2008Yo Mama so fat, they call her 'Wide 2k'![][]
24/02/2008Yo Mama so fat, when she works at the movie theatre, she works as the screen.[][]
24/02/2008Yo Mama so fat, people jog around her for exercise.[][]
20/02/2008Yo Mama so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.[][]
20/02/2008Yo Mama so fat she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt![][]
20/02/2008Yo Mama so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop.[][]
20/02/2008Yo Mama so fat, she could sell shade.[][]
20/02/2008Yo Mama so fat, her picture takes two frames.[][]
20/02/2008Yo Mama so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.[][]
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