Yo Mama So Old

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Date Joke Rate
10/03/2008Yo Mama so old, when the police asked her for her ID, she gave them a rock.[▲][▼]
10/03/2008Yo Mama so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.[▲][▼]
10/03/2008Yo Mama so old, she has an autographed bible.[▲][▼]
07/03/2008Yo Mama so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license.[▲][▼]
29/02/2008Yo Mama so old, she farts out mummy dust.[▲][▼]
29/02/2008Yo Mama so old, she knew Cap'n Crunch while he was still a private.[▲][▼]
29/02/2008Yo Mama so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.[▲][▼]
28/02/2008Yo Mama so old, her birth-certificate is in Roman numerals.[▲][▼]
27/02/2008Yo Mama so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.[▲][▼]
26/02/2008Yo Mama so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket.[▲][▼]
26/02/2008Yo Mama so old, she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight.[▲][▼]
26/02/2008Yo Mama so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.[▲][▼]
26/02/2008Yo Mama so old, her birthday expired.[▲][▼]
26/02/2008Yo Mama so old, she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party.[▲][▼]
26/02/2008Yo Mama so old, when she was in school there was no history class.[▲][▼]
26/02/2008Yo Mama so old, she planted the first tree at Central Park.[▲][▼]
24/02/2008Yo Mama so old and ugly, her name is Ape.[▲][▼]
24/02/2008Yo Mama so old, she co-wrote the Ten Commandments.[▲][▼]
24/02/2008Yo Mama so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.[▲][▼]
24/02/2008Yo Mama so old, she drove a chariot to high school.[▲][▼]
24/02/2008Yo Mama so old, she owes Moses a quarter.[▲][▼]
24/02/2008Yo Mama so old, she baby-sat for Jesus.[▲][▼]
20/02/2008Yo Mama so old, she hip checked you and broke her hip.[▲][▼]
20/02/2008Yo Mama so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.[▲][▼]
20/02/2008Yo Mama so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.[▲][▼]
20/02/2008Yo Mama so old, her social security number is 000-00-001.[▲][▼]
20/02/2008Yo Mama so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.[▲][▼]
20/02/2008Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.[▲][▼]
20/02/2008Yo Mama so old, her memory is in black and white.[▲][▼]
20/02/2008Yo Mama so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.[▲][▼]
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