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| Date | Joke | Rate | |
| 28/02/2008 | Yo Mama so old, her birth-certificate is in Roman numerals. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 27/02/2008 | Yo Mama so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 26/02/2008 | Yo Mama so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 26/02/2008 | Yo Mama so old, she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 26/02/2008 | Yo Mama so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 26/02/2008 | Yo Mama so old, her birthday expired. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 26/02/2008 | Yo Mama so old, she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 26/02/2008 | Yo Mama so old, when she was in school there was no history class. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 26/02/2008 | Yo Mama so old, she planted the first tree at Central Park. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 24/02/2008 | Yo Mama so old and ugly, her name is Ape. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 24/02/2008 | Yo Mama so old, she co-wrote the Ten Commandments. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 24/02/2008 | Yo Mama so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 24/02/2008 | Yo Mama so old, she drove a chariot to high school. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 24/02/2008 | Yo Mama so old, she owes Moses a quarter. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 24/02/2008 | Yo Mama so old, she baby-sat for Jesus. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 20/02/2008 | Yo Mama so old, she hip checked you and broke her hip. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 20/02/2008 | Yo Mama so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 20/02/2008 | Yo Mama so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 20/02/2008 | Yo Mama so old, her social security number is 000-00-001. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 20/02/2008 | Yo Mama so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 20/02/2008 | Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 20/02/2008 | Yo Mama so old, her memory is in black and white. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 20/02/2008 | Yo Mama so old, she ran track with dinosaurs. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 20/02/2008 | Yo Mama so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 20/02/2008 | Yo Mama so old, when I slapped her on the back her boobs fell off. | [▲] | [▼] |