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| Date | Joke | Rate | |
| 06/08/2009 | Yo Mama is so ugly, she went to Bob the Builder and he said, "Sorry I can't fix it." | [▲] | [▼] |
| 05/08/2009 | Yo Mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 16/07/2009 | Yo Mama so ugly, she'd make a train take a dirt road. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 03/07/2009 | Yo Mama is so ugly, when Medusa saw her she froze! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 26/06/2009 | Yo Mama so ugly, Kakashi gave her his mask and ran. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 25/06/2009 | Yo Mama is so ugly she didn't get hit by an ugly stick she ran into the whole damn tree. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 14/06/2009 | Yo Mama so ugly, you could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 11/06/2009 | Yo Mama is so ugly, she watches T.V. and the T.V. changes the channel because she looked at it. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 09/05/2009 | Yo Mama so ugly, your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 08/05/2009 | Yo Mama so ugly, when she got in the tub the water jumped out! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 07/05/2009 | Yo Mama so ugly, she made Madusa turn to stone. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 07/05/2009 | Yo Mama so ugly, yo Grandma looked at yo Grandaddy and said, "I shoulda just gave you head!" | [▲] | [▼] |
| 24/04/2009 | Yo Mama is so ugly, she goes on a computer and looks at pictures and the computer says, "WTF!?!? A cow is looking at me!" | [▲] | [▼] |
| 13/04/2009 | Yo Mama so ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 28/11/2008 | Yo Mama so ugly when people saw her they did suicide. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 28/11/2008 | Yo Mama so ugly, when people see her they say, "WHAT! THE! HELL! IS! THAT!!!" | [▲] | [▼] |
| 06/09/2008 | Your Mama so ugly that when she was born, her Mama said: ''What a treasure!'' And your Dad said: ''Let's go bury it!'' | [▲] | [▼] |
| 06/06/2008 | Yo Mama is so ugly her first name should be "Damn!" | [▲] | [▼] |
| 30/05/2008 | Yo Mama so ugly, when she goes to the beach the tide don't come in! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 10/03/2008 | Your Mama so ugly she looked at the sun and caused a Solar Eclipse. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 07/03/2008 | Yo Mama so ugly, Rice Krispies won't talk to her. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 27/02/2008 | Yo Mama so ugly, she makes blind children cry. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 27/02/2008 | Yo Mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it breaks. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 24/02/2008 | Yo Mama so ugly, my dog took one look at her and ran away. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 24/02/2008 | Yo Mama so ugly, they put her face on a poster for abstinence. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 24/02/2008 | Yo Mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 24/02/2008 | Yo Mama so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 24/02/2008 | Yo Mama so ugly, even the tide won't come back in. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 24/02/2008 | Yo Mama so ugly, she can make an onion cry. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 20/02/2008 | Yo Mama so ugly, yo Daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time. | [▲] | [▼] |