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| Date | Joke | Rate | |
| 18/09/2011 | Yo Mama so old, that her breast milk turns into powder. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 17/08/2011 | Yo Mama so old Moses signed her yearbook. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 26/07/2011 | Yo Mama so old she farts out dust! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 10/05/2011 | Yo Mama so old she tripped on a dust covered eraser and the dust came off of her. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 24/02/2011 | Yo Mama so old I told her to act her age and she died. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 13/12/2010 | Yo Mama so old, when she farted dust came out. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 01/08/2010 | Yo Mama so old, her footprint was founded by scientists in Jurassic Park. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 06/05/2010 | Yo Mama so old, she called the police when David and Goliath started to fight. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 24/02/2010 | Yo Mama so old she got 'put to bed by god'. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 22/12/2009 | Yo Mama so old when she walked around Jerusalem she said, "This is where I made friends with Jesus." | [▲] | [▼] |
| 07/11/2009 | Yo Mama so old and wrinkly that even Neutrogena said, "F*** that, let's go home!" | [▲] | [▼] |
| 31/08/2009 | Yo Mama so old her birth certificate says expired. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 29/08/2009 | Yo Mama so old she knew Burger King when he was a Prince! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 28/08/2009 | Yo Mama so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 09/05/2009 | Yo Mama so old, she's older than yo grandma! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 17/04/2009 | Yo Mama so old, that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 04/01/2009 | Yo Mama so old, her birth certificate says expired on it. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 06/09/2008 | Yo Mama so old she pees rust and farts dust. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 05/07/2008 | Yo Mama so old, she watches PBS. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 05/07/2008 | Yo Mama so old, she's got Jesus' beeper number. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 05/07/2008 | Yo Mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 05/07/2008 | Yo Mama so old, she owes Jesus a nickel. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 05/04/2008 | Yo Mama so old, she squirts powdered milk out her nipples. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 05/04/2008 | Yo Mama so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 05/04/2008 | Yo Mama so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 28/03/2008 | Yo Mama so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 28/03/2008 | Yo Mama so old, she has all the apostles in her black book. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 28/03/2008 | Yo Mama so old, she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 13/03/2008 | Yo Mama so old, she's got a pair of Air Moses sneakers. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 13/03/2008 | Yo Mama so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick. | [▲] | [▼] |