Below are the the worst Yo Mama jokes voted by visitors to this website.
| No. | Joke |
| 1. | Yo Daddy so bald, you can see what's on his mind. |
| 2. | Yo Mama's teeth so yellow everyone who passes her sings walking on sunshine. |
| 3. | Yo Daddy is so corny, corn grew on his head! |
| 4. | Yo Daddy so fat Alaska said: "I thought we were the biggest state." |
| 5. | Yo Mama so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out! |
| 6. | Yo Mama is so stupid, she put a piece of paper in front of the TV and called it pay per view. |
| 7. | Yo Mama so fat when she walk her booty said oh no! |
| 8. | Yo Mama so fat that she got baptized at Sea World and Shamu was the priest. |
| 9. | Yo Mama so old she tripped on a dust covered eraser and the dust came off of her. |
| 10. | Yo Mama so hairy, she look like she got werewolf syndrome. |
| 11. | Yo Mama so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death. |
| 12. | Yo Mama so stank, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her. |
| 13. | Yo Mama so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts. |
| 14. | Yo Mama is so hairy when she stepped out of her house everybody said, "Hey it's Godzilla!" |
| 15. | Yo Mama so fat that when she sat on the toilet seat the toilet said, "A.B.C.D.E.F.G, Get your fat ass off of me!" |
| 16. | Your Mama so ugly she looked at the sun and caused a Solar Eclipse. |
| 17. | Yo Mama so stupid, you have to dig for her IQ! |
| 18. | Yo Mama so dumb and rich that "She wants to be a billionaire, so freaking bad!" |
| 19. | Yo Mama so stank, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant. |
| 20. | Yo Mama is so ugly her first name should be "Damn!" |
| 21. | Yo Mama so ugly, when she looked at a light pole it cut off! |
| 22. | Yo Mama so stupid that she fried french fries. |
| 23. | Yo Mama so hairy she could make three Chewbacca's. And she got so much lice from it she has them seeping through her butt crack. |
| 24. | Yo Mama so ugly, when Mexicans see her they scream, "Oh no it a puta of a beast!" |
| 25. | Yo Mama so odd that after she goes to Sea World, her hand is a dolphin! |
| 26. | Yo Mama so fat when she jumped over the fence she got stuck. |
| 27. | Yo Mama so old she farts out dust! |
| 28. | Yo Mama like Denny's 2 4 6 8 value menu all day long. |
| 29. | Yo Mama so nice she'd give me the hair off her back. |
| 30. | Yo Mama so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker. |