Below are the the worst Yo Mama jokes voted by visitors to this website.
| No. | Joke |
| 1. | Yo Daddy so bald, you can see what's on his mind. |
| 2. | Yo Daddy so fat Alaska said: "I thought we were the biggest state." |
| 3. | Yo Mama so hairy, she look like she got werewolf syndrome. |
| 4. | Yo Mama so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death. |
| 5. | Yo Mama so stupid, you have to dig for her IQ! |
| 6. | Yo Mama so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out! |
| 7. | Yo Mama so stank, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her. |
| 8. | Your Mama so ugly she looked at the sun and caused a Solar Eclipse. |
| 9. | Yo Mama is so ugly her first name should be "Damn!" |
| 10. | Yo Mama so poor when I asked her if I could go to the bathroom she said "pick a corner". |
| 11. | Yo Daddy is like cement, it takes him two days to get hard! |
| 12. | Yo Mama so stank, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant. |
| 13. | Yo Mama so stank, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard. |
| 14. | Yo Mama so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker. |
| 15. | Yo Mama so nasty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out. |
| 16. | Yo Mama so fat, when the house burned down we had to use her underwear for a tent. |
| 17. | Yo Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR! |
| 18. | Yo Daddy is so corny, corn grew on his head! |
| 19. | Yo Mama so fat she got in a tank and the suspension broke. |
| 20. | Yo Mama so stupid that she fried french fries. |
| 21. | Yo Daddy is so stupid, he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept. |
| 22. | Yo Mama so old, she has all the apostles in her black book. |
| 23. | Yo Mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale. |
| 24. | Yo Mama so stupid, when she walked in Wallgreens, she thought the walls were green. |
| 25. | Yo Mama so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus. |
| 26. | Yo Mama so white, she gets a sunburn standing in front of the TV. |
| 27. | Yo Mama so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts. |
| 28. | Yo Mama so poor, when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said: "Two trees to your left." |
| 29. | Yo Mama so old, she owes Jesus a nickel. |
| 30. | Yo Mama so fat, you have to grease the doorway and put a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through! |